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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Football and me...


Assalamuailakum……

I think it’s been a while since my last update……it’s because the time is so jealous with me to spend  time updating my blog……

I think  from now on I will update my blog in English…..not because I didn’t love my mother tongue…it’s because I think I want to brush up my English….u see from what I can recall…the last time I write an essay  was during my matriculation day……so to prevent my English from being rust and flush away….i think it’s better for me to take this blogging opportunity to enhance my English….u see,  living in university ....u are seldomly asked by your lecturer to write an essay albeit the lectures are in english….ok...it’s tyme for me to stop my rant……back to my main topic……

Football……

I think all human that called themselves a human should know what is football…..those who don’t understand or don’t know anything about football u can feel free to share with me….because I will blatantly kick ur asses….wakkakakakka…..

U see…. I am very passionate about this sports….it’s the easiest sport human can ever created….u just need a ball ….and that’s all that u need to be part of this most anticipated sports in history of mankind…..

I am not a very a good footballer at all….that is a statement that I must admit….no doubt about it….i think..

I fall in love with this sport since my childhood….i still remember that my colleague and I take a sheet or two of papers and then  fold it until it become round shape…exactly like a ball…then we played happily …it was during my sekolah agama days…..

And I still remember in my early 13…my abah told me that this sport is so stupid…because there are only a ball and they are 22 people to chase it…I can just only sigh not knowing to counter back my abah’s opinion…..now,….if my abah tell me the same statement ….i will still sigh and said….abah…it’s because they are too bored to play with their own ball….wakkakakkaa…

My favorite football club is Manchester united….

It has a magnificent records in both English premier league and European championship club….I must admit that I am a die hard fan of united…..come hell or high water..i still support Manchester united….

But last night match was a disaster since man united have lost 6-1 to it’s neighbor man city….our glorious record for not losing in  epl  has been put to the end with this abrupt  defeat…..i was jeered and boo by my fellow friends in facebook….but I did not mad at them at all…because I believe in karma .,,,,,u see before this I have been very vocal to my friends when their favorite team lost so what’s goes around comes around….but as I stated earlier no matter what I still support man united….and maybe because I'm  a loyal person that’s why I still support that team……

Have I ever mention that my abah did not like to watch football as much as I did??? But I am in awe with him because he managed to woke me up at  3 am…and asked me to watch barca and man united in final European champions club in 2008 which saw  man united succumbed to barca…..damn….

My parents also had given me the  ‘license’ to skip the sekolah agama just to watch brazil vs germany in world cup 2002…..my point is my parents did not obligate me from watching this enthusiastic sport in contrary  they support me very much….i couldn’t thank them more for what they had did to me,,,,,…

LaSTly......i am very keen to see our harimau malaya to roar in football arena back.....

That’s all folks…hope u enjoy my rant……
May God bless us all…..



Saturday, September 17, 2011

happy burfday malaysia

salam y'all....
its been a while since my last update...By the way, did I mention that i have successfully endure a hectic and busy life for the past weeks....


ahh....enough with that nonsense...

today i want to rant about hari malaysia....


to be frank to y'all.....
i don't give a damn about hari malaysia...i only care about what to do during the holls.....

for me merdeka day is more important than hari malaysia.......

but as time goes by.....and thanks to my hardworking and dedicate history teacher.....finally i understand why hari malysia....is so fucking important.....

for those who still don't know or those who does not want to know ....let me explain by using the simplest statement....

hari malaysia is important because in 16/9/1963 malaya, sabah,sarawak and singapore join allegiance to became malaysia.....

for those who interested in knowing deeper about hari malaysia y'all can help urself by searching it in google..

i was born in post independence era.....so that mean i never be threaten by the communist nor Japanese and british .....

so i never feel the pain and hardship endure by my parents or my grandfathers or great grandfathers.....

those generation has passed....now its up to my generation to maintain and can sustain malaysia freedom from other envy and ruthless enemy......

although some of my generation trying to play with fire by evoking racial issues , causing mayhem on the streets....corruption and other long list issue that can eventually destroy the harmony community that we live nowdays.....


may allah bless malaysia ....and may malaysia will become more prosperous and harmony......

"SELAMAT HARI MALAYSIA"

my faveret song for now....

Sunday, August 14, 2011

penyakit lelaki selalu kene tyme bulan puasa......


salam......kali nie aku nk cite sket....penyakit2 yg popular yg slaloonya dihidapi oleh golongan lelaki........d bulan ramadhan ini....

penyakit2 nie adlh hasil drpd pengalaman peribadi dan juga dari pemerhatian aku.......


1)   SAKIT PERUT......



tymee bulan2 puasa niee .....sakit perutt merupakan sakit yg paling popularr yg bakal dihidapi oleh lelaki.....
tyme2 nie laa...spe2 yg x pernah kene gastrik boleh tetiba kene...gastrik.....

kekadang frequency seseorang lelaki sakit perut dalam bulan puasa ........jauh lebih tinggi dari perempuan senggugut....

well perut lelaki kn sensitif.....nk buat mcmana......so jgn la terperanjat bila tengok  lelaki mkn mcd tyme siang2....sesungguhnya mereka tergolong dalam golongan orang orang yg berperut sensitip......


2) cepat letih

seperti yg kite sume taw....lelaki d bulan puasa niee cpt letih.....dn lebih banyakk tidurr dari bekerja.....dan kadang- kadang tyme kerja pown tdo......apaadahal......lgpown d bln puasa nie...tidur kn ibadah...so lelaki especially dlm lingkungan umur 13-25 tahun nie grab this chances by increasing their sleeping hour....nice kn???1 lg bnyk lelaki cpt letih pasal mereka nie selalu bngn mlm...untuk mendekatkan diri kepada tuhan....




















3) nafsu syahwat meningkat.....

ya....tyme bulan puasa nie jgn ingat setan kene ikat....nafsu syahwat lelaki pown turut terikat.....ohh....tidak sama sakali....tidak......

tyme bulan puasa inilah nafsu lelaki maken membuak2 seperti gunung berapi yg memuntahkan laharnya ....tanpa memerlukan bantuan pil kuda....pil esctasy...mahupun pil chick kat tekown....





penyakit2 nie dpt kite nmpk dgn jelas simptomnya pabila lelaki berada kt bazar ramadhan.....tgk..ayam percik nak beli ....tgk air cincau nak beli tgk murtabak nak beli....elakkan kalu nampak babi masak lemak cili api  pown nk beli jugak...


akhir kata.....selamat berterawikh....dan selamat berjaya buat teman baikku...datuk leee chong wei...semoga ko titik c lin dan tue abes2 san.....